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Buried alive by love
Created on 2004-02-25 14:59:22 (#2330907), last updated 2007-09-26
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Basic Info| Name: | rubyredsplendor |
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| Birthdate: | 09-09 |
| Location: | Tucson, Arizona, United States |
BioWilliam Henry Iswald Norman Eugene Roswell III was born on a lonely road in eastern New England. He was given shelter by jewish gypsies where he learned the art of juggling and conning. one day he left Gypsietropolis, home of the gypsies and lack there of the gypsie race. he somehow found that same new england road where he was born. he then built a house completely constructed out of sea shells, grass, earth, and love. Now William Henry Iswald Norman Eugene Roswell III (at this point we shall call him WHINER because its shorter) enrolled in the local high school, Defense In College Killing, but let not name fool you; this is just like any high school. At DICK (shorter) WHINER began learning the ways of the teenager. When first enrolled he made several enemies and several friends due to a series of dance moves and gestures of the hands. At night WHINER takes his new found friends and they exchange blow jobs at a near by tree trunk, this is all due to the severity his gypsie parents brought him up because, as we all know, gypsies are fuckin weird. Because his gypsie parents weren't his real parents he felt that he wasn't himself when he did this so therefore he went through several homosexual relapses but all failed. WHINER soon graduated DICK with a 4.0 GPA he soon found a deep interest in the Chipendale dance community where he now works full time. You can see him from the hours of 9pm-5am every weekday.
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